Heading up to Burlington, VT in just less than an hour. Excitement abounds in the twinkly household. Young ones are crabby, but I suspect moods will shift by evening. I think I re-injured my rib in my enthusiasm to clean out the passenger side of my car. It’s hot out there. My hair’s a mess. I don’t look like a proper groupie who can muster my way up front to catch a few drops of Eugene’s sweat. I don’t want any wine spit upon me. I might try to find the Wanderlust Queen if I make my way up front, but it’s so hard to remember what everyone will be wearing.
In lieu of a guest post, I send you over to kamper’s place for your gogol-of-the-day.
Remember that Susun Weed says a minimum of 7 orgasms a week for peri-menopausal/menopausal women. We’ll just see about those spontaneous ovulations. I hate ovulating. I like orgasm-ing though. We haven’t yet hit 7 Gogol songs in one week. Babble babble babble. I’m a little excited. Can you tell? I just realized that my best 2 vibrators are purple, but frankly, I’m a little short on my seven-a-week.
Word.
Word yourself! Show last night was pretty crappy. Rain delay and then the curfew on the stage was ’til 10 pm. They played for about 1 and a quarter hours, no encore. WAH!
I’ve heard that purple is the colour of sexual frustration.
I have never heard this and refuse to consider such blaspheme! Unless that is why Eugene suggests to “start wearing purple.”
Maybe sexual frustration and sanity and wits are mutually inclusive.
I own a marital aid that I call The Copper Whopper.
Seven, eh? Can do!
Copper Whopper? Wow. I’m more in the range of the plum bun.
I would love to see a photo of said Copper Whopper. I don’t need much, probably not a copper whopper. I do like the jimi jane little metal wand thingy. My first jimi jane.
Yes, in my former, pre-menopausal life, I think 7 would not have been an issue. Now? I never know. 7 is silly, not a lot, not too many. I think counting orgasms is funny. I know what Susun Weed means, though. She’s trying for general pelvic and mental health, movement of prana, blood flow, in touch with your sexual self, etc. Trying to keep menopausal women in the game, lest they fade away and forget what orgasms are all about.