Is it good or bad that I didn’t put my contact info in the little black notebook that I lost this week? You know, the one with my random musings, interesting web sites for future reference, notes on good music I heard on the radio, inspirations for writing, and, gasp, my privatemost poems….(can you tell that I don’t have an iPhone or Blackberry?)
Why do some women’s breasts get smaller after menopause and why do some get larger?
Why can you get the same pimple in the same exact pore over and over?
Why isn’t the local police blotter as interesting as it used to be? This has been going on for almost 8 months.
What kind of paint was used to spray paint the giant penis in the road?
How can one man have this much soul?
When someone tailgates me, which I consider not only aggressive but dangerous, why do I allow myself to get aggressive in return by slowing down even more?
Would you say this post is more testosterone or estrogen?
Can you gently slam on your brakes (or gently slam on anything else for that matter)?
Blue mascara: discuss.
Really, how many rodents can my cats kill in one day (and those are only the ones I see)?
Am I really missing out since I don’t know how to text?
Do you realize that there is a universe of posts 180 degrees in the opposite political direction from yours on Facebook? What if yours is the incorrect direction?
Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought Luddite? I can assure you that I haven’t.
Why do companies discontinue wildly popular products, like the pink marshmallow bunny Envirosax that I recently lost? I am crushed, I tell you, crushed. (If anyone out there has one, please forward to twinklysparkles!)
Do I really have to post a photo of a naked or bikini-clad woman at least every-other day to maintain my site stats? What about Justin Bieber (not naked)?
True or False: I have never watched American Idol.
True or False: I have only the slightest clue who Justin Bieber is.
In the True and False portion of this post, who is I?
Will someone please throw out the last chocolate cupcake? Please?
HIT IT AND QUIT IT!
twinkly loves you baby!
twinklysparkles 
Further shocking developments in the ongoing saga of the Giant Erupting Penis!
answers:
depends on when they got breasts during pooberty
like drains, some are just more prone to clogging
lack of imagination among criminals (gep excepted)
rust-oleum
it’s against the laws of physics so no one knows
because you cant abide assholes
estrogen (guys cant think of this many questions, they’re looking for naked or bikini-clad babes on the internet)
no
better than red mascara
10.3
no
impossible
uh, every morning
they like to fuck with people
yes, who?
true
false (i have no clue who this person is)
no
ok, but you’ll want it later
ptd
You aced the quiz, pt. Well done. But you’ve got me almost not capitalizing all over the internet. It’s catching. K
I just woke from a dream in which I was eating CUPCAKES! Clearly this is a sign.
Blue mascara. This is something I want to own but not use, which I don’t think is unusual. Own/don’t use is one of those feminine quirks that frequently manifests itself around vanity items (Love’s Baby Soft [dating myself here], eyelash curler, lip plumping gel).
Loved this fun fun post. Thanks.
I have been using blue (and purple, when I can find it w/o forking over big Christian Dior bucks) mascara since high school. Maybe I can find a photo from a time when I actually had eyelashes. I think, Erin, you could own and use it. Always looks beautiful on dark-haired women.
I am glad you bring this up. I thought I was the only one who partook of own/don’t use. But not really. The beauty industry thrives on it.
Annie just made a batch of Martha Stewart citrus cupcakes. YUM! Can’t get too thin around here. Thanks for reading Erin.
Aw NOW look what you gone and done made me do!