Cats are girls, dogs are boys.
All butterflies are female; moths, mostly male, but sometimes a moth with female-coded DNA slips in.
Lesbians do not use cucumbers to masturbate themselves or others. Hetero women? Different story.
Misspell looks misspelled and I think we can all agree that it should look like this: mispell. Are they just fucking with me on this?
If you are gender-confused at the time of the Rapture, you will probably go to Hell. Same goes for those of us you who have ever had sex without trying to procreate. Sorry that this is only suppositional and not factual.
I saw a couple of Greek guys on a video that someone linked to on Facebook and they were playing a piano, a duet actually, with their penises. That must have been hard!
The plural of penis is actually penisii.
How can a woman play a kazoo with her cookie muscles? Is there still time for me to learn?
You know how I said that thing about all butterflies being female? What about a proboscis? Does that confuse you as much as it does me?
Even though the phrase “tongue-in-cheek” sounds vaguely sexual, I don’t think you’d get far using it as dirty talk in the bedroom.
Wait, how about this: oh, baby, please put your tongue in my cheek, on the inside
I know I have strayed from the fact part of the post, but you have to admit that these are important things to think about.
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So what happens when a lesbian seduces a woman who until that very moments considered herself completely hetero and thinks a cucumber is a good idea?
I think I mispelled something.
Like I said, Miranda, these are important things about which to think! Thanks for peeking in.